15 Stone of pure Scottish Thunder, with an artistic streak and a penchant for taking off my clothes and running naked through fields of daisies or blockbuster video stores.
Some people strive to make the world a better place, me... I just strive to confuse and bemuse the rest of the proletariat. And, to push my liberal agenda of using to many ellipsis on the rest of the world... see, you might already be infected! Remember... point away from face!